As A Mother

What Does Black Lives Matter Have to Do With How I Discipline My [White] Kids?

What Does Black Lives Matter Have to Do With How I Discipline My [White] Kids?
My daughter just turned three last week. She is the three-est three year old there ever was. If I ask her not to yell in her brother’s face, her n...

Join the Momversation: Moms Around the Web

Join the Momversation: Moms Around the Web
It's time for another link roundup! We've corralled all the best momtent the internet has to offer and spat it out onto this here screen for your r...

Let's Talk About Sex [Or Lack Thereof]

Let's Talk About Sex [Or Lack Thereof]
Dear Husband, I know you got home from work and I shoved a screaming clone of you into your arms while rattling off the list of things I need you ...

27 Surefire Signs You Have a Toddler

27 Surefire Signs You Have a Toddler
1. A relaxing bath is constituted by having toys launched at you from tubside and having to judge the splash. 2. You have found poop on you and shr...

Trigger Warning Needed: On Fear-Mongering, Graphic News, + Click-Bait

Trigger Warning Needed: On Fear-Mongering, Graphic News, + Click-Bait
Dear News Outlets: The last ten weeks of my pregnancy with Theory were spent on bed rest, watching NCIS and Criminal Minds and Investigation Discov...

Chipped Teeth

Chipped Teeth
Our daughter was diagnosed with Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome in August after a very scary summer, and may be entering another flareup [hence the recent...

Joan of Arc’s Got Nothin’ On Me: The Unnecessary Martyrdom of Motherhood

Joan of Arc’s Got Nothin’ On Me: The Unnecessary Martyrdom of Motherhood
He had been snoozing on my chest for half an hour, his tiny face pressed up against my heart, ka-thump ka-thump, ka-thump, when I first dared to ma...

The ABCs of Babies

The ABCs of Babies
A is for acne. Who is showing off their one month old to friends who ooh and ahh over it? I’m keeping mine holed up in a belltower Quasimodo style ...

Shake your mom-poms! It's a brand spankin' new link roundup!

Shake your mom-poms! It's a brand spankin' new link roundup!
Let's close out the year in style, with the highest quality momtent on the web, in our last link roundup of 2017! You can say what you want, but yo...

DIY Wicker Changing Basket Hack

DIY Wicker Changing Basket Hack
Putting together your little tyke’s nursery is one of those experiences you dream of: what will it look like, what beautiful, intensely meaningful ...

When Your Kid Breaks Your Heart

When Your Kid Breaks Your Heart
A stomach bug hit our house hard this week, and I'm over here just trying to tread water while keeping my infant from catching it. So in lieu of a ...

The Four Horsemen of the Boobpocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the Boobpocalypse
Lo! The dawn broke and upon my chest was placed the small, unblemished fruit of my loins. Nary an hour had passed ‘fore he was suckled at my breast...