As A Mother

27 Surefire Signs You Have a Toddler

27 Surefire Signs You Have a Toddler
1. A relaxing bath is constituted by having toys launched at you from tubside and having to judge the splash. 2. You have found poop on you and shr...

Joan of Arc’s Got Nothin’ On Me: The Unnecessary Martyrdom of Motherhood

Joan of Arc’s Got Nothin’ On Me: The Unnecessary Martyrdom of Motherhood
He had been snoozing on my chest for half an hour, his tiny face pressed up against my heart, ka-thump ka-thump, ka-thump, when I first dared to ma...

The ABCs of Babies

The ABCs of Babies
A is for acne. Who is showing off their one month old to friends who ooh and ahh over it? I’m keeping mine holed up in a belltower Quasimodo style ...

Shake your mom-poms! It's a brand spankin' new link roundup!

Shake your mom-poms! It's a brand spankin' new link roundup!
Let's close out the year in style, with the highest quality momtent on the web, in our last link roundup of 2017! You can say what you want, but yo...

The Four Horsemen of the Boobpocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the Boobpocalypse
Lo! The dawn broke and upon my chest was placed the small, unblemished fruit of my loins. Nary an hour had passed ‘fore he was suckled at my breast...

From the Mouths of Babes [...Comes Weird Stuff]

From the Mouths of Babes [...Comes Weird Stuff]
The last few weeks of pregnancy and a new baby makes for a lot of interesting conversations with a toddler- and our 2.5 year old hasn't disappointe...

Gift Guide: Your Partner/Best Friend/Spirit Guide Who Puts Up With Your Nonsense + Loves Your Spawn

Gift Guide: Your Partner/Best Friend/Spirit Guide Who Puts Up With Your Nonsense + Loves Your Spawn
We're wrapping up this year's Gift Guide Series with some adult goodies [but not adult adult goodies...mostly] for that special someone who is do...

7 Things “They” Won’t Tell You About Having a Newborn

7 Things “They” Won’t Tell You About Having a Newborn
[Even in the Million Other "Things They Don't Tell You" Listicles] Newborns are terrifying; like baby birds, all gaping mouths and erratic movement...

Birth Story Tango

Birth Story Tango
If you follow us on social media or read our last post, you know by now that last Thursday morning we welcomed our son, Pax Wilder earthside in typ...

Fresh Momtent- Delivered Straight to Your Screen!

Fresh Momtent- Delivered Straight to Your Screen!
Pardon our radio silence; we had a baby last week! [And by "we", be certain I mean "me". My husband, while wonderful, did no hemorrhaging, contract...

Gift Guide: Your Toddler Who Refuses to Eat Anything But Spaghetti-Os + Is Obsessed with Stranger Things

Gift Guide: Your Toddler Who Refuses to Eat Anything But Spaghetti-Os + Is Obsessed with Stranger Things
Thanksgiving has come and gone, and now it's officially crunch time to get your holiday shopping done started, right? Hopefully you've been followi...

Gift Guide: Your Newborn Who Still Looks Like an Angry Walnut But For Whom You Would Feel Guilty Not Buying Anything

Gift Guide: Your Newborn Who Still Looks Like an Angry Walnut But For Whom You Would Feel Guilty Not Buying Anything
Welcome to Gift Guide Week! Once That Other Holiday clears out tomorrow, it's a dead sprint to Christmas, and sometimes a few days of gift-giving m...